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The Rowan University Department of Music
Motion Picture
Starring:
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Dan Aykroyd As...Dr. Appleby-Wineberg
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Sean Connery As...Mr. Wade
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Billy Joel As (with Garth Brooks)...Denis DiBlasio
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Harold Ramis (after losing some weight) As...Sal Scarpa
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Alan Hale, Jr. As...John Pastin
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Wayne Brady As...Douglas Mapp
Susan Sarandon As...Adeline Tomasone
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Christian Slater (does that hat say "So What?") As...Jim Miller
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Christopher Walken As...Dean Witten
Elijah Wood As...Matt Witten
Fred Willard As...Dr. Greenspan
Andy Griffith As...Dr. Gephardt
French Stewart As...Vinne DuBeau
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Julia Stiles As...Dana Suchecki
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Matt Stone As...Ryan Holquist (right)
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Nicole Kidman As...Ai Sekiguchi
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Lewis Black As...Behn Gillece
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Janeane Garofalo As...Theresa Yurkewicz (sorry, spelling)
Audrey Hepburn As...Joanna Albee
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Rachel Dratch As...Audrey Tuckerman
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Kevin Spacey As...Jeff Roberts
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Ryan Stiles As...Chris Pastin
Christopher Lowell As...Lawrence DePasquale
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Fred Rogers As...Dr. Stewart
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Minnie Driver As...Maeve Royce
Philip Seymour-Hoffman As...Chewie Chwastyk
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Henry Winkler As...John Delventhal
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Slash As...Ray Bohn
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Crispin Glover As...Mark Przybylowski
James Belushi As...Mike Breece
Jim Carrey As...Jon Barnes
Jim Bruer As...Tim White
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Luke Wilson As...Owen Sczerba
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Tobey Maguire As...David Lackner
Tito Jackson As...Jermaine Allen
Adam Sandler As...Mike Kiely
Orlando Bloom As...James Herzog
Fran Drescher As...Cheryl Tirpak
Maggie Smith As...Veda Zuponcic
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Don Zimmer As...Dr. Page
Mike Myers As...Kaleb Magnussen
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen As...Isaac & Aaron
Steve Buscemi As...Francis Ford
Danny Bonaduce As...Al Dirkes
Danny DeVito As...Frank Todd